When you've run out of lips, boobs, eyes, faces, tummies and asses; the next logical body part to enhance with plastic surgery must be the vajayjay! SO here's how I am imagining this all went down: Two plastic surgeons sitting on the yacht on a Sunday, drinking Black T's and feeling good. One looks at the others trophy wife and says, "Hey, dude...Bambi is looking hot! She doesn't look a day over 18!" The other replies, I know! We just had our 15th anniversary and she just turned 40! But.... her kitty is looking like two slices of lunchmeat laying on a plate."Taking pen to cocktail napkin, the boys hammered out a plan to snip and sculpt Bambi's good-n-plenty into tip -top shape. Bambi was pleased with the results, however she is numb from the procedure..but hey- whatever makes him happy, right?
Cooter rejuves $4000.00, feeling a tingle...priceless
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